Somehow, the 2010s became the decade for experimenting with the shape of our eyebrows. From dreadfully thin to thick and overgrown bushes, there were very few examples of a happy medium that actually framed a face effectively.

Even worse were brows that came in shapes only a toddler could create — zigs and zags and waves and sporting wear logos. We’re excited to leave that terrible trend in the past — and embracing our full, natural brows for the future.

The last decade went overboard when it came to eyeliner. Were beauty trendsetters taking their cues from raccoons? It was a challenge to even make out a model’s eyes amid all that slick, black eyeliner.

We’re so happy that this is yet another beauty trend we can wave goodbye to, especially since there are so many gorgeous eye looks designed to flatter your eye color and outfit of the day.

The last decade was a playground for nail artists. Manicurists let their freak flags fly when it came to sculptures and looks for their clients. There were a number of genius collaborations between artists and their canvases, and Instagram filled up with high-fashion nail looks.

Something we never want to see again, however, are actual bodies and figures sculpted onto a set of nails. That little person needs to get right off — this isn’t a free ride!

The act of properly applying and wearing makeup truly is an art form. Many people attend school and training to learn how to do it the best. That’s why we just can’t understand the trend of the last ten years of failing to blend your eyeshadow.

You can create truly memorable looks in the wrong way if you don’t utilize all those amazing eyeshadow brushes in your arsenal on your look of the day.

Maybe she’s born with it. Or maybe she didn’t get any sleep last night and she can’t keep her eyes open. Or maybe her false lashes are so thick, heavy, unwieldy, and ridiculous that her eyelids are too heavy to keep up.

False lashes need to fly free for the next decade of beauty trends, and we’re here to wave goodbye. There’s nothing wrong with a cute set of falsies, but over-the-top looks are better saved for the runway.

Repeat after us: Cutting your own bangs is never a good idea. Leave the new hairstyles to the professionals, who can talk you out of a sudden craving for bangs — or at least give you a style you won’t regret the next morning. Because we’ve seen it all: uneven bangs, too-short bangs, and bangs that, well, aren’t very banging for the unfortunate soul who cut them.

We hope botched bangs can be a beauty trend of the past, but until we can all promise ourselves not to give ourselves any more midnight cuts, we can’t relegate this one to the past.

If it’s not Halloween, there’s no reason for you to be wearing vanity or fashion contact lenses that only serve to change the color of your eyes on a whim. First of all, these contact lenses may not be on par with health and safety regulations or recommendations, meaning they could damage your eyes if you wear them for too long or use them inappropriately.

Second of all, your eyes are already beautiful! There’s no reason to change their color like you were changing a shirt.

A gorgeous ombre or balayage look is something we can all get behind. Highlights add depth and beauty to an already delightful head of hair. What we can’t condone, however, is the 2010s trend of two-tone hair.

You know the look: blonde on top, and brunette on the bottom in two contrasting colors that give a viewer whiplash. Even worse is when the colors come from unblended extensions, making everything about the look seem fake.

Even the biggest stars of the 2010s are guilty of this trend that we’re ready to kiss goodbye: coloring outside of the lines when it comes to lip liner. Big lips and extra pouty mouths had a moment over the last ten years.

But we are entirely over trying to achieve those looks by overdrawing the line around our lips. Work with what you have with a little trickery from color instead of painting yourself like a clown.

Just like eyebrows trended too thin during the 2010s, an overcorrection in the other direction occurred, too. That’s right — we saw eyebrows that were way too bushy over the last decade. These monstrosities looked like caterpillars creeping over our faces.

We didn’t know whether to look away or try to swat off the offending insects. There’s nothing wrong with a natural brow, but if you’re beefing up your existing bushes, you need to take several steps back and ask yourself “why.”

Nothing screams Disney villain more than thin, arched, and tattooed eyebrows. Think Cruella Deville or Jafar — their eyebrows scream that they’re up to no good (and it’s true).

So why would so many fall victim to the tiny and thin eyebrow trend of the 2010s? Thankfully, the technology and techniques are available today to correct this beauty misstep. Let’s head into this new decade with full and gorgeous natural brows.

All that glitters is not gold, especially when it comes to glitter for adults. We get it. Glitter is fun. But it gets everywhere and looks downright juvenile when it spills from your eyelids, drips from your fingernails, and, in a puzzling trend from the 2010s, caresses your … scalp?

For some reason, dumping glitter on parts and throughout tresses was all the rage. But can you imagine the itch — and not to mention, the mess? Glittery dandruff, you can count us out.

Natural curls are gorgeous. And hair that is naturally straight is gorgeous, too. Anytime you want to switch it up by straightening curly hair or curling straight hair is gorgeous — you do you! But what we’d never like to see again is the perm for full-time curly hair.

A perm utilizes harsh chemicals to permanently curl your hair for a time. However, perms can fry your locks and make them dry and damaged. Stick to temporary solutions for different hair looks!

We’re blowing out the smoky eye for this new decade of makeup trends, and good riddance. We don’t want to look like we’re just rolling out of bed with last night’s makeup still caked on anymore — no, thank you!

Instead, we’re embracing clean, bright looks that don’t make us look like we’ve been crying over an ex — or cozying up to a raccoon. Thank you for your service, smoky eye. We’re going in another direction for the next ten years.

Why were random hair crimps a thing in the 2010s? We don’t understand it, and we can only speculate as to the attraction. Perhaps a person wanted to look like they had just rolled out of bed and not even brushed their hair.

Or perhaps they wanted to seem like they’d just stuck their finger in a socket and gotten electrocuted. Whatever the reason was, we think that all hair should be equally cared for — and equally textured. Leave the random crimps in the last decade.

A focus on skin care and health showed almost everyone just how dangerous it was to tan on a regular basis — or to tan without the proper UV protection. No one wants to deal with skin cancer just because they want a healthy-looking glow to their face and body. Bronzer was makeup’s answer to creating that glow without having to risk the health of your skin under the sun.

But just as with anything in life, there actually was too much of a good thing. Too much bronzer altered a person’s appearance in an unattractive way.

The 2010s could be named the decade of the pout. Full lips were in, as evidenced by a slew of beauty products unleashed by makeup moguls. Unfortunately, that led to a bunch of people trying to get the perfect look with fillers and other surgical approaches.

Work with what you have before resorting to cosmetic procedures that are difficult — if not impossible — to reverse. A little color and a few special techniques go a long way toward making your lips look fuller without the plastic.

Where can we send a strongly worded letter stating that we never, ever want this trend to resurface? Because as much as we might admire the beauty of other cultures, it just isn’t okay for us to appropriate those cultures for our own trendy use.

It’s offensive to embrace a look and discard it the next day, month, or decade because it’s out of fashion — especially if that look belongs to a culture. Cultural appropriation in beauty is never going to be in fashion.

We’re so happy that more people are paying attention to the dangers of tanning. It’s one thing to go to the beach or pool while wearing sunscreen and enjoying time with your friends and family. It’s another thing to pop yourself in a box of UV bulbs for a manufactured tan.

We’re hoping that tanning beds stay in 2010 and never make another fashion appearance again — especially with the risks of skin cancer due to lack of protection against UV rays.

Lipliner serves a specific purpose: to define the border of your lips and help contain the matching lipstick or color that you use to enhance your smile. What should lipliners never, ever do? Try to stand out on their own in a contrasting or darker color than the rest of your mouth.

In the 2010s, we bore witness to the awkward trend of smiles outlined in liner that was darker than the lip color by several shades. We look forward to this new decade of beauty and makeup — and liners and lipsticks that match.

No one can deny just how good a gel nail polish manicure looks — and how long it lasts. Gel polish is applied like regular nail polish, but then it is essentially baked onto your nails.

While it can last without chipping for several weeks, the bad part of this 2010s makeup trend is that it is difficult to remove, resulting in damaged nail beds. Embrace regular color to keep your nails healthy, and leave the gel manicures in the last decade.

We’re not sure who said it was okay to wear red eyeshadow on a daily basis, but we’re here holding up a big red stop sign to this 2010s trend. It’s over — save that red hue for a costume party or the runway at Fashion Week.

Red simply isn’t a good color for the majority of us — especially if we’re trying to wear it for a casual night out or even, heaven forbid, work.

Skincare enjoyed a surge of popularity in the 2010s due to, in part, the rise of the popularity of Korean beauty products. These type of products included all manners of washes, toners, soaps, creams, lotions, and oils to give skin a healthy and dewy glow.

Unfortunately, people trying to follow that particular trend fell victim to oily skin that was prone to breakouts. This was because of facial oils that clogged pores and gave us a sheen, not unlike an oil spill.

Every year, the Easter bunny hides pastel colored eggs in the fresh, dewy grass for good boys and girls to find. That doesn’t mean that you should use those same light colors of baby pink and blue, mint green, or pale yellow for your eyeshadow.

The 2010s saw a creative use of pastels when it came to makeup, and we’re not sorry to see it go. For the next decade, stick with naturals.

We all remember the makeup tutorials that started off with a person looking like a clown with all colors of foundation and highlighter painting their face and ended by blending it together until they looked like a different person entirely. It was called contouring, and many influencers rose to stardom with instructions and packaged products to achieve the perfect look.

Contouring was used to minimize or maximize facial features, but we’re happy to see this trend go. We think you look perfect just the way you are — and not hiding beneath a pound of makeup.

Black eyeshadow has a time and place. Mostly, that time is the 2010s. And the place is in the past. Unless you’re dressing up for a costume party or other event, the over application of black eyeshadow and eyeliner is something that we don’t need during this new decade of beauty trends.

We want to actually be able to see your eyes underneath the makeup you apply. There’s a rainbow of appropriate colors to choose from.

Microblading is the process of using tiny tattoo needles and ink to reshape and fill in an eyebrow. It’s one of the techniques available to people who over-plucked their brows over the beauty trends of the past (we’re looking at you, 2010s) or for individuals who don’t have naturally full brows.

However, there are some pitfalls to microblading. They include the chance for irritations or allergies — along with the fact that governmental entities don’t regulate or control the inks and dyes used in this process.

We get it — you needed an eyeliner look to stand out from the crowd of looks on social media. But negative space eyeliner — the design that leaves much to the imagination when it comes to what should actually be within the lines — is a look best left to the last decade.

In this new decade, we’re all about practical looks that you can wear everywhere you go no matter what you’re doing.

Straight hair was something many people strived for during the 2010s. It’s one thing to enjoy a day or two a week with straight locks. It’s another to use chemicals to straighten the hair for longer.

Chemical straightener treatments are the flip side of perms — and just as damaging to natural locks. Your hair may look nice and straight for a while, but you can do long-term damage to your hair because of the harsh chemicals.

Spray tan is the only really safe alternative to baking in the sun or under UV lamps, but the last ten years have seen worrying shades of orange from the salon. The only place where it’s acceptable to sport an orange toned spray tan is at a costume party where you’re emulating a cast member from the Jersey Shore.

Otherwise, stick to a healthy glow — or embrace the natural tone of your own skin.

Highlighter of the 2010s gave us a bad case of being a deer caught in the headlights. We wanted to look away from the garish glare of rainbow metallics, but we were frozen in place — and in horror.

This is, again and unfortunately, another trend we can thank social media for. Reminder: High fashion and artistic makeup are beautiful in photo shoots, but they just don’t work in real life.

What was it with haircuts for men that didn’t follow clean, straight lines? Over the last decade, what should’ve been simple and classic cuts took to wandering all over the head and hairline.

That included accent cuts that zigged and zagged all over the place. We’re thankful that more level haircuts have prevailed during this new decade. Now, guys can look like someone actually followed a line when cutting their hair.

Unless you’re here to scratch our backs for as long as we want, we don’t want to see you with stiletto nails ever again. This type of manicure is painful to look at. We don’t even want to know how it felt trying to go about your daily habits and needs wearing these claws.

If you want length and shape for your nails, there are a number of approaches you can use that doesn’t look like you’re transforming into a wild animal.

Matte lip looks were extremely popular over the course of the last ten years. But they left our lips dry as deserts. The matte look was long-lasting, sure, but at what cost? Removing the color was difficult, and the harsh dryness left our mouths in dire need of tender loving aftercare.

Makeup shouldn’t harm our skin no matter how nice it looks. Matte lips: Thanks for the memories, but goodbye.

A bold lip color is one way to stand out. But a neon lip color is a move that will make you stand out in a negative way. This beauty trend belonged at a costume party or music festival — not in our day-to-day fashion.

But the blinding shades still found their way to the streets, date nights, and even work looks. We’re happy to leave those blinding colors in the past.

Makeup trends in the 2010s were all about being seen — particularly on social media accounts and fine art photography. But what works as a dramatic makeup look for Instagram doesn’t translate as well to everyday use. Cut creases were one of those looks. Cut creases is an eyeshadow style where blending need not apply.

Instead of making a cohesive look, cut creases basically amounted to slapping a bunch of different colors together over your eye.

Most people might associate blue eyeshadow with the beauty trends of the 1980s, but we’re here to break it to you that you only need to rewind the past ten years to see pale blue eyeshadow enjoying another renaissance.

This is a hue that just doesn’t work. At best, you’ll look like a Disney princess — not exactly a professional move for the office. At worst, you’ll look like a little girl who got into her mother’s compact.

One fashion show. That’s all it took for people to pick up on the trend of blurry lips — including smudged lip lines and undefined color blending. There was a reason it was in a fashion show, people, and it’s the same reason why we can admire haute couture without wearing it out the next day.

It’s high fashion and body art — not something we need to copy. Blurred lips and other blurred makeup trends made us look unfinished and sloppy.

What was it about the 2010s that made people afraid of the way they really looked? During this decade of makeup trends, more and more people were leaning in when it came to thick, cake-like foundation.

They were hiding everything from freckles and beauty marks to the look of their actual skin. Let yourself breathe — and let your beauty out to be enjoyed in full view! We’re thankful that today’s foundation is lighter and more minimal.

Remember when matte skin was a thing? We do, but we wish we could forget it. Here’s the thing about our skin: We’re beautiful in it. There’s no need to put out the light that shines within you with thick, matte makeup.

Today, we’re all about celebrating healthy skin that hardly needs any enhancement to celebrate it. Keep that glow in the spotlight — and ditch all your products that dull you down.

Millennial Pink — a cool, pale pink with blue undertones — was called by that name for a reason: It was the choice pick for the 2000s. However, we’re far over it — talk about twenty-plus years over it.

First of all, the shade didn’t flatter anyone, especially if you were using it for lipstick. It tended to make teeth yellow while having a negative connotation of being self-centered. Millennial Pink, we’re kissing you goodbye.

We get it. If you’re a pop star, a supermodel, or an influencer facing down the flashing lights of a red carpet, you’re going to need to bake. Baking is a method of dousing a face in powder to effectively set the rest of the makeup underneath.

Far too often, however, not all of the baking powder got blended into the makeup — or dusted off before the appearance. That made the star in question look half-baked when it came to their makeup matching their skin tone.

Look, ma — no lips! Over the last decade, lip colors that are far too close to the color of the person’s face have allowed many a mouth to pull a vanishing act. We’re here to put our foot down and end this beauty trend for good.

There isn’t a person on the planet who looks good when their lips face into the rest of their face. If you don’t feel like you can pull off a bold color, then go with a neutral pink or brown. Never slather on foundation over your lips.

What’s more 2010s makeup than frosty lipstick? We are so happy to see this trend go because it left us so cold and shivering. Let’s leave the frosty, metallic colors to Barbie’s and the archives of the 1980s.

There was no reason for this makeup trend to enjoy a resurgence in the last ten years. Don’t date yourself with your lip color. Stick with classic neutrals and reds to ensure that you never go out of style.

Being a parent can be fulfilling, yet it can likewise be exceptionally tough. Regardless, your kids constantly amaze you, and here and there, it prompts some comical outcomes.

They say that parents shouldn’t pick top choices among kids. However, let’s face it — each parent has a kid they love the most. Christopher Ashman told Twitter that he prefers his daughter.

We’ve all been in this situation — as a kid, nothing is more baffling than school and as a grown-up, nothing is more disappointing than work. Unless you have your dream job, you presumably disdain work as well, at least sometimes.

This is what brings this Twitter user Rodney Lacroix and his child together. Rodney doesn’t like his work, while his child hates school. Thus, neither of them smiled in their ID photos.

For some mothers and fathers out there, discovering that you’re becoming a parent can be quite shocking. You’re slightly frightened, but on the other hand, you’re totally excited — so much so that you begin preparing months in advance for that little one to come along.

Maybe, you envision your child to be a renowned NBA star, or a Nobel Peace Prize champ, or a virtuoso researcher. But, when your child begins growing, every other assumption that you made flies out the window. It’s likely that your kid will lick everything they can get their hands on.

Can you guys recall Oscar the Grouch and his mainstream tune, “I Love Trash?” He was and still is a top fan choice of kids who might be sitting and watching Sesame Street on the TV after school.

His scorn for human conduct and liking towards apparently pointless things made him an eccentric, lovable character. @copymama states that every parent is essentially Oscar the Grouch. They’re drained and cranky from spending hours running after their children. No time to shower, parents basically live in a trash can.

Children can get excited by the smallest of things — rain, insects, animals; the list is never-ending. This Twitter user, @DaveLearnsToDad, shares that his kid loves getting his picture taken. Lamentably for Dave, little children have no understanding of how cameras work.

So, even before Dave will snap a photo, his baby continues to run at him to see the image. We guess his family photo collection would simply be a long segment of a blurry little figure running towards the camera.

Everyone would presumably be scarred forever on the off chance that you saw your kids in your room past midnight. Generally, however, it’s for ordinary things like having their socks fallen off, which is sufficient to aggravate a parent.

Twitter user Sarcastic Mommy has the ideal retribution plan. When her children asked her what being a mother resembles, she saw the chance and took it. Obviously, it included awakening her children at night, however, with regards to bringing up kids, everything seems reasonable.

Taking flights with children can be as horrible as a bad dream. Kids are eager, they’re irate, they’re grumpy, and they’re most likely crying. In the event that you end up stuck in a seat adjacent to a shouting baby, well, you’re out of luck. However, you may have the option to switch if your aircraft service is kind enough.

That is unless the screaming baby is your own. Twitter user @DaddingAround needed to track that information down in the most difficult way. Let’s just hope Jack didn’t find out about this…

Air travel is awful, yet have you at any point had to sit with your kids in a car for an extended period of time? Ya know, for a family road trip? From the very beginning, all you hear is “Are we there yet?” on repeat. It’s honestly astonishing how these parents figure out how to commute home safely.

Fortunately, revenge is a reasonable game according to this Twitter user. She bided her time long enough for her adolescent daughter to get her permit. Now, let the games begin!

As a child, you’d do everything in your power to get a few extra minutes before being rushed off to your bed. When you become a parent yourself, you get a taste of that medicine. Notwithstanding, parents consistently have stunts up their sleeves, which they use to get their little ones to bed.

Twitter user @Gooooats realized that kids don’t actually understand time. You can let them say whatever time they want and put them in bed two seconds later — they’ll never know.

At times, you restrict kids from getting things done, regardless of whether it makes them disdain you. Some of the time, you need to take one for the team. It means saying “no” when they need to go to that one gathering or mediating when they need to spend time with their questionable companions.

However, some of the time, it additionally implies preventing them from utilizing a chainsaw to chop down trees. They won’t appreciate it at that moment but they’ll get over it — after they’ve called you a horrible parent, of course.

It’s peculiar how children can be so naïve and inquisitive, but also the absolute smartest. Investigate what this Twitter user’s little girl said. Is that not a genius idea?

We’re living in the 21st century. Why hasn’t anyone considered creating edible tape to keep burritos together? Luckily, this girl did. @Mr_Kapowski surely has the right to be pleased. All things considered, he concedes he presumably brought forth Einstein.

It’s unavoidable, yet it’s what all parents fear — their kids throwing tantrums at the worst times. While they can be absolutely adorable, they can also be terrible.

Sometimes there isn’t even a reason as to why kids cry. Take this tweet, for instance. James Breakwell knows all too well that his children cry for no apparent reason.

An issue that numerous parents face with their kids is that they don’t tune in. It’s what your grandparents and parents dealt with, and you presumably face it as well. At the point when you’ve called them to leave for the umpteenth time and they don’t react, it’s the ideal opportunity for things to get serious.

@LurkAtHomeMom clarifies this cleverly. You begin by calling your kids all pleasantly, like Mary Poppins. As as you lose the patience, though, you suddenly transform into Batman — dark, agonizing, irate, and fringe crazy.

Watching your children leave home can be challenging and difficult. But, it can also be humorous for some. While Rodney’s kids here are still young, that hasn’t stopped him from thinking about the future.

Children can be irritating, and he discovers it profoundly impossible that he’ll miss them when they leave. His significant other appears to concur as well. If they wind up missing them, the truth will surface eventually.

Twitter user @simoncholland has the correct idea in mind. In our current reality, where everyone must be grown-ups, kids unquestionably add a much-needed refresher.

They are curious and uncorrupted by the world, which is the reason they can annoy you about your third most loved reptile, and it’s impeccably acceptable. If you give this a shot at your work associates, you’ll simply get bizarre looks. It’s dismal, truly — Joe from work won’t ever realize the love for Komodo dragons.

Kids are so peculiar at times; it’s almost as if they’re from another planet. First off, now and again, they become fanatically connected to lifeless things. Grown-ups do it as well, however, which is the reason why pet rocks are still in existence.

However, kids have a high level of obsessions. As @Jamberee13 acknowledges, now and then, you can invest immense measures of energy and cash to get them the ideal doll but they’ll likely choose the lemon instead.

Sharpies are to kids what Lightsabers are to Jedis. Twitter user @thebabylady7 calls attention to this — in the event that you see a little child holding a Sharpie, you can be certain beyond a shadow of a doubt that they will unleash ruin on your dividers, floors, and other bizarre spots in your home that would be out of your physical reach.

Is it accurate to say that you are certain your youngster isn’t holding a Sharpie at the present time? Better run like Usain Bolt to check!

Even celebrities are not safe from the capriciousness of kids. A comical man, the beloved Ryan Reynolds clarifies some parenting skills. As indicated by his tweet, his little girl loves Disney films. Sounds ordinary, right?

Wrong! Aside from the singing and dancing, his little girl’s favorite part of Disney films is when the parents die. Blake and Ryan better watch their backs…

Remember Bing Bong from Inside Out? If your little child has an imaginary companion like Bing Bong, that’s marvelous.

If your kid is examining cannibalism with their lovely, imaginary friends, don’t stress — you’re not the only one. @dedrie77 is a mother to a four-year-old munchkin, and experienced something similar. Fortunately for her, her kid favored cake more. At least now she’s safe.

It takes a special ability to compose melodies, which is the reason such countless hopeful specialists neglect to become wildly successful. Nonetheless, kids have an uncanny imagination and endless spouts of creativity. This is the reason @copymama’s little girl figured out how to compose a tune on the fly while her mother was in the shower.

The melody, named “Please Let Me In,” was most likely a supplication to not allow the mother to have her security. However, these are minor subtleties. We’re certain that she would grow up to be a magnificent artist-musician like Beyoncé.

One reason that kids can cause the most abnormal circumstances is their talent for letting out severe, however amusing, certainties. Still, you likely wouldn’t want to hear from your 10-year-old that he’s closer in age to 25 than you are.

Twitter user @threetimesdaddy basically took that kid out of the running for “favorite” — and all because of the child’s demonstration of mental fortitude.

In addition to the fact that kids love severe certainties and unusual inquiries, some of the time, they pose troublesome or difficult questions. Things like “Where did our pet dog go?” or “Where do children come from?” are altogether troublesome yet inescapable inquiries that a parent must answer.

However, for certain guardians like @sarabellab123, other questions are considerably harder to answer. Her kid makes an admirable sentiment inquiring as to why tacos can’t be eaten each day, and truly, we’re befuddled searching for an answer also.

When the 2019-2020 pandemic initially started, the primary beam of expectation came from news analysts and specialists. It was they who suggested sniffling and hacking on the elbows to limit the spread of germs.

@RodLacroix’s kids wound up taking the snippet of data in a literal sense and thus thought any elbow was reasonable game. Technically, the youngster has a point — the news never clarified that it must be your own elbow. This child might have a future as an attorney.

There are many achievements and milestones in a child’s life that excites parents – when they first turn over, figure out how to walk, say their first word, start school, or gets into college. There are also times that parents most fear.

@DadandBuried basically stated his own fear when he shared that his child figured out how to turn light switches on and off. Why is that frightening? Anybody with a kid will know. When your youngster can reach the light switches, you better believe that your home will transform into a disco.

It’s very sweet when a kid wants to help their parent out with household duties and chores. Despite the fact that they have good intentions, however, it tends to do more hard than good — particularly when you’re in a rush. And it’s not like you can tell them “no, I don’t need your help.”

Thus, you end up like Jennifer here. A straightforward task, for example, winds up dragging on for hours. Plus, you end up with your best pair of jeans in the freezer.

Children have the tendency to express the wildest thoughts, such as wishing for endless cash. Naturally, James considered this to be the ideal chance to teach his child about inflation.

Of course, the five-year-old isn’t quite ready for that economy lesson yet. And if they are, we’ll be taking a gander at the world’s most youthful financial specialist soon enough.

One of the burdens of having children that nobody discusses is the horrifying absence of protection. Guardians have yearnings as well, however. At times, they simply need to have a doughnut without anyone else around, which is the reason @abhorrent_wife chose to hide away in the storeroom to eat her doughnut.

In that sense, parents are very much like their children — they wouldn’t like to share their doughnuts.

Today, kid’s shows like Peppa Pig have dominated, and they appear to have a tremendous impact — so much so that children like @House_Feminist’s toddler have a slight English accent.

Truly, there’s no disadvantage in that respect. All things considered, she would fit right in as a Brit in the event that she decides to move to the UK one day.

There’s a great deal that grown-ups can gain from kids. One of the main ones is self-assurance and bravery, two adjectives that describe Simon’s little girl perfectly.

Most children probably have some fear of their mothers, however, this one stands out. She set out to request a snack minutes after denying dinner. Tragically, we don’t know what happened next but we hope that kid got her treat.

Similar to how children can be daring, they can be comparably outlandish as well. Moreover, they don’t have the best idea of how the world functions — like when they request to eat soup with a fork.

Actually, it’s feasible for the kid to attempt but it’ll require some investment. By that point, he would grow up to know better.

Kids have little awareness of cleanliness and germs. This is the reason they run around barefoot or lick the floor. Take @OneFunnyMummy, for instance.

Her baby likes to put her feet inside her mouth. For parents, this sounds extremely ordinary. Nonetheless, we can all agree that kids can be pretty gross.

When you go through innumerable hours with your youngster as their playdate, you’re not alone. Being a parent implies being their amigo during play hours, however, it can be irritating when you have an errand at hand.

But, if you have a solid-willed baby, best of luck. @UnfilteredMama depicts the circumstance impeccably. It’s anything but a casual get-together — it’s a hos-tea-age party!

Children can be outlandish and even throw a fit when their parent doesn’t let them flush the toilet. While we can assume that this Twitter user usually lets his kid do the flushing, he failed to remember it this time around.

Naturally, his kid wasn’t having it. Let’s just hope this daddio learned his lesson for next time…

Cooking isn’t simple. There are many things you need to remember. There are immensely significant principles that make the specialty of cooking safe and hygienic. However, sometimes, we fail to remember the most significant and clear standard of all — yet this child learns it quickly.

As the girl of @saltymamas says confidently, don’t put your hands on your behind before you start cooking!

Slowpokes or procrastinators raise slackers of their own and thus the chain is rarely broken. Some people even put off showering, and Snarky Mommy’s kid is no exception.

This Twitter user loves showers yet delays getting in the shower. Her kid adopted that habit and share the same feeling about bathtime.

Remember the Jimmy Kimmel “I Stole Your Halloween Candy” segment. You know, the one where parents meddle with their children by revealing to them that they ate their Halloween candy while they were asleep?

And while this whole segment is quite clever, one Twitter mom actually did eat her child’s chocolate. From the sounds of it, though, it doesn’t seem like she’s going to take ownership in this case.

Kids usually go into their parents’ bedroom to wake up their mother or father. That’s the reason Nate and his partner thought of the most inventive approach to keep their kids in bed throughout the night. After all, folktales never hurt anyone.

They may cause some children to have a few nightmares, however, it might be worth it if that means you’ll have a few extra minutes of shut-eye.

Why cry over something that you won’t ever have? Indeed, this kid was under the impression that he had been wearing glasses.

Still, despite the fact that he had gotten very vexed to hear the news that he doesn’t really wear glasses, we can assume that he got over it five minutes later when his mother turned on his favorite show.

What’s more comical than imagining a baby shouting “BYE” as they flush something down the toilet. It’s presumably not as entertaining for the parent who’s really encountering it.

In reality, their heart starts to race as they run to the restroom just to find that their little scoundrel has recently flushed that costly gold wristband down the toilet.

When the kids wake up or are halted from nodding off for some reason, all parents realize that they’re doomed. Why? Well, now, there’s no way that your kid is falling back to sleep at any point in the near future.

Indeed, that little rascal will then keep you awake for hours and tire you out to the point of no return.

We don’t expect any six-year-old child to know anything about aged technology. In any case, taking into account that this specific kid understands what a 4S is, we can’t resist the urge to shake our heads at the way that he’s never known about a house landline telephone.

While the majority of us these days don’t possess a home phone, they aren’t that vintage.

Why are we getting the bizarre inclination that James was the one to really dress his little girl for pre-school that day? It’s expected for kids to make these kinds of mistakes when they’re first learning to dress themselves.

It’s a whole different story if the parent makes this kind of mistake. And it would be quite humiliating if this dad here got found out, so we can understand why he didn’t fess up.

We’ve all heard the saying, “Do as I say, not as I do.” And this tweet is the perfect example. Just because mommy dearest here isn’t allowing her children to have brownies for breakfast doesn’t mean that she’s not allowed to enjoy them herself when the kids have gone off to school.

After all, doesn’t she deserve this treat? She knows not to have the kids in the house. This is strictly an ‘after they leave for school’ kind of arrangement.

This is a truly ideal time in a parent’s life when their kid is too young to fully understand life. At this point, they can’t even tell the difference between their right and left hand.

Despite the fact that they’ll discover their parents’ imperfections eventually, moms and dads can appreciate the time where their children view them as heroes. Appreciate it while it lasts!

What is this new craze in which kids watch videos of other kids play with toys? What happened to playing with your own toys and running around outside?

And while we understand that patterns and trends continually change, we can’t help but feel a little sad that kids these days are so addicted to technology.

When kids are so immersed in their own work, they probably won’t react to you. However, in the event that you end up opening a candy wrapper, be certain that your kid can hear you from miles away.

As Twitter user Jessie points out, they’re a tad overprotective of their sweets. Then again, that might just be the best way to get their attention.

Being the parent of one child and two children are entirely different things. After a certain point with kids, we guess that all parents stop caring.

You couldn’t care less about who babysits your tyrants — you’re certain that your kids will be fine. In fact, they may give Bloody Mary a run for her money.

No one in this world changes their perspectives and opinions quicker than little children. They love something one moment and detests it the next. This is something that occurred to Jessie when she needed to make three separate sandwiches for one child.

Sounds similar to Goldilocks and the Three Bears, except this Twitter user’s child gave up on her version of porridge altogether.

We’re all kids at heart. And whether we’d like to admit it or not, many of us still enjoy animated movies, trips to Disney World, and playing dress-up.

Take @LurkAtHomeMom, for example. While we can appreciate the fact that she loves playing with her daughter, perhaps she takes “princess” time too seriously. From the sounds of it, hubby thinks so too.

As a parent, you hear kid’s songs play on repeat all the time. You’ve heard “Baby Shark” so much that you know each line by heart, and can sing it flawlessly. So, naturally, you want to throw on your own music once in a while.

For Heather, however, her kid simply wasn’t having it. We have no idea what this Twitter user’s music taste is like but considering how confident her two-year-old was in her own music taste, we can assume that “Baby Shark” was a superior choice.