30+ Hilarious Halloween Costumes We Should Have Thought of Ourselves

Every Costume is Funkier, Spookier, and Better Than the Last!

Halloween is a time to be somebody else for the night and step into a world of spooky fantasy and mischief! A night where people exhibit their unknown side — and like real life, everybody’s alter ego is worth marveling at! While some play it safe and still amaze, others unleash their creativity! The Halloween costumes listed below have redefined the mundane into creations perfect for this unique extravaganza!

The Terror Twins

The Shining’s terror twins costume is a favorite for many and not without a reason. The costume is easily recognizable, low in terms of maintenance, and fits perfectly with the Halloween bill. This is inarguably one of the best renditions of the costume that we will ever get to see.

The Terror Twins

These two friends decided to dress up as The Shining twins, complete with the wigs, the dresses, and even the knee-high socks and sandals! These are two souls we would not wish to cross paths with during the night!

Headless Hollow

Sleepy Hollow is a great story to take the cue from while searching for costume inspirations. The Headless Horseman is a popular choice as it is truly spooky. Though it’s difficult to fashion a costume that is supposed to make the wearer appear headless, a nice photo can’t be missed to commemorate the occasion!

Headless Hollow

This photo has been processed using some slick technical tools (Photoshop has been used on the head portion). Nevertheless, the production quality of the costume and background is good enough to warrant a place on this list.

A Human Cat Tree

What should we do when our house is swarming with furry pets, and we want to include them in our costume? Easy, transform into a tree and have them climbing all over!

A Human Cat Tree

This extremely creative costume by this gentleman may not be spooky, but it is funny and a downright genius move! Even the cats seem to be having a ball scampering in and out of the many holes in the tree.

Artistic Insight

Movies, TV shows, and books come into the spotlight a lot during this spooky pumpkin season. This has people rushing to pick up the popular costumes from their favorite franchises. But, sometimes, the best costumes are the rarest ones!

Artistic Insight

This couple decided to pay homage to one of history’s most popular artworks, Van Gogh’s Starry Night! Everything about this recreation is perfect, from the iconic swirls on the lady’s dress to the painted red beard on the man.

Schrute it Up

In real life, we may not be able to ever visit the Dunder Mifflin’s Scranton office, but it’s easy to recreate some of our favorite characters that love selling paper there.

Schrute it Up

Thanks to Dwight, we all know that identity theft is no joke! But, this gentleman’s costume of Dwight Schrute is spot-on for once, making it into a truly amazing joke! It is a Dwight party and the password is Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica!

Keymaster Position

Donning the costume of a villain on Halloween definitely raises the stakes. After all, one turns into a boogeyman on the night made for such other-worldly beings!

Keymaster Position

This person’s rendition of one of Ghostbusters’ villains, Vinz Clortho, is worthy of applause! The attention to detail is absolutely brilliant. From the facial expression to the open, untucked shirt, this Louis Tully impression looks ready to make a team of ghostbusters cry!

Marvel-ous Spider-Man

Spider-Man is, without a doubt, one of the top five costumes chosen every year on Halloween. Our friendly neighborhood hero has been ruling the costume stores for decades, for people of all ages!

Marvel-ous Spider-Man

Each year, Marvel brings out innumerable sophisticated spidery costumes, and their production quality only gets better. Just take a look at this amazing costume — seems like it was taken from the sets of the Avengers movie itself!

A Villainous Troll

This is another villain that takes to the streets on Halloween, and it’s a costume that is certain to turn heads at every party! This is what this Archibald Snatcher costume promises to do!

A Villainous Troll

By itself, this costume is scary enough, thanks to the expression on The Boxtrolls’ villain’s face. However, this particular copy is even more ghastly in the best possible way! Ruthless and arrogant, this costume is all that and more.

The Wet Bandits

The main villains, or the underrated comedic elements of Home Alone, are the wet bandits. Harry and Marv have committed enough robberies to have earned that nickname, but it turns out that all their experience was not enough to beat out little Kevin McCallister!

The Wet Bandits

All their attempts at robbing the house are foiled by Kevin with his antics and pranks! This duo has even got the iron masks and feathers right.

The Variants

The God of Mischief is all the rage currently, thanks to Marvel’s popular TV show Loki. Tom Hiddleston brought to life all the horrible and amazing things about Loki in the show, and it was only made better by his many variants.

The Variants

Robert Irwin, son of crocodile hunter Steve Irwin, decided to dress up like Loki for Halloween! His variant companion? An alligator, just like in the show! The Internet went into a frenzy over this photo, and we did too!

Best Skeleton Award

Skeleton costumes are like the potatoes of Halloween costumes — basic, ubiquitous, and one of the most common ones out there in the market! However, they can turn out to be just a mashed potato, or something as sophisticated as a potato au gratin!

Best Skeleton Award

This skeleton costume is definitely not child’s play and is a standout in the sea of skeletons roaming the streets on Halloween! A 10/10 score at any costume competition for sure.

The Science Behind Costume Making

This is probably the most popular science enthusiast turned kind-of-bad person on TV. Without a doubt, Breaking Bad is still a beloved show with a massive following.

The Science Behind Costume Making

Walter White is an iconic pop culture character, and this person has nailed this look from head to toe! It’s hard to believe that Mr. White himself is not in for Halloween.

Blowing in With a Storm

Not everybody likes to go for the regular pop culture icons and well-known figures. Some prefer the more DIY route and outfits that are not mainstream.

Blowing in With a Storm

This girl came up with a fantastically funny and one-of-a-kind costume idea for Halloween, dressing up as a reporter stuck in a storm! It must be a pretty bad storm too, because it’s not every day that a squirrel gets stuck in your umbrella!

Inspiration Under the Sea

What is more innovative than choosing a character for Halloween that is not our TV show character, but actually our character’s favorite character? Sounds confusing? Let us take a look at this for a clearer picture!

Inspiration Under the Sea

This friendly duo has dressed up as Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy for Halloween, complete with the fire and purple nose cover! These superheroes form a part of the SpongeBob Universe, and are the favorite TV show characters of SpongeBob himself!

Not So Lazy

This person’s sloth costume is so well made that he looks like a sloth more than an actual sloth! We’re just kidding, but it is obvious that this person has put in considerable time and effort into making this realistic and funny costume!

Not So Lazy

The only thing that could make this entire Halloween experience better is if this sloth person turns out to be working at the DMV!

Peter Pan and His Shadow

Two-people costumes are always amazing — we get double the fun and double the creativity! But, what makes it even better is when people put on their thinking caps and their two-person costume turns into one of the best we’ve ever seen!

Peter Pan and His Shadow

These two friends have dressed up as Peter Pan and his shadow for Halloween, and appear to be absolutely loving this Neverland tribute! Especially the photo where the shadow is actually lying down on the ground is a sure Hall of Famer!

Clippy the Clipper

Flirty Halloween costumes are things no one is forced to put on, but many women get stuck with! The need to look good and turn heads is quite real, but not everybody is ready to dress up like an alluring kitten for Halloween!

Clippy the Clipper

This lady decided to showcase the need for voluptuousness and address it head-on in the most hilarious fashion — by wearing a Clippy dress and putting up an in-your-face message to go with it.

Grown Up

Hands down, Up, one of the cutest animated movies to ever be made, is a great source of inspiration for many kids and adults on Halloween! People just love playing the character of Russell, the young and loveable boy scout from the movie.

Grown Up

However, this costume-wearer is no boy scout anymore. Even so, this adult version of Russell is a doppelganger, complete with balloons, badges, and an expression of pure wonder.

Green Screen Fun

Who says we can only have fun at Halloween parties or while trick-or-treating? As this weatherman’s job calls him to be on screen every day, he has decided to take the holiday spirit and make the best of it.

Green Screen Fun

For the weather watchers that day, it was an extra special viewing as this bat-man flew around the screen telling them the condition of the overhead sky!

A DMV Sloth

It is a well-hidden theory that the people who work at the DMV are not actually humans! They are in fact sloths disguised as humans who only show their true faces in the night when the ghosts come out to play — Halloween!

A DMV Sloth

As much as we love to believe this theory (and DMV workers do nothing to make us believe they are not disguised sloths), we do love the fact that this DMV worker brought us the ultimate costume — DMV worker Flash from Zootopia.

A James Bond Drink

A dog’s cone helps to heal your pup’s injuries and keep him from scratching at it, but it’s not always the most easygoing accessory! Especially on Halloween when pet owners are running around trying to turn their pets into hotdogs!

A James Bond Drink

This owner made the best of an unpleasant situation and turned his dog’s cone into a fancy glass, all complete with a stick of olives! They just need to ensure he doesn’t shake it too much!

Inspector Gadget

The all-time favorite cartoon of yesteryear, Inspector Gadget, featured the titular character in a recognizable costume. Along with the long coat and the hat, the inspector had a ton of gadgets coming out of his hat, making his appearance all the more intriguing!

Inspector Gadget

This person’s Halloween costume as Inspector Gadget is a perfect one, with the hands, gadgets, and magnifying glass on top!

Mercury Rising

What is more amazing than a person donning a costume that exactly resembles the person being copied, making it quite difficult to distinguish the real from the costume?

Mercury Rising

This person donned a Freddie Mercury costume and has brought the rock star back to life with an uncanny resemblance! This costume is definitely the champion of the world!

The Fantasy Writer

For a couple of years, Game of Thrones single-handedly ruled everything, from TV to Halloween costume ideas! But, while there were many Mother of Dragons and Jon Snows running around, this person decided to become the master that rules them all!

The Fantasy Writer

He may be a youngster, but with that beard and glasses, it’s hard to say that the real George R R Martin is not ready to turn Halloween a little darker!

The Boy Next Door

Sidney ‘Sid’ Phillips is a true terror of the animated world, frightning Andy and the toys in the Toy Story movie! He might have been kind of a low-key villain in the grand scheme of things, but to kids watching the movie, he is pretty scary!

The Boy Next Door

This person’s choice of Sid for Halloween is perfect, amazing, and ready to send the toys scurrying for cover once again. Clearly, a lot of thought and effort was put into recreating this moody teen.

Ghostbusters Remake

What to do when we get not one, not two, but three dogs wanting to dress up for Halloween in the best and finest? Easy, we pick a four-person costume and turn just three of them four-legged!

Ghostbusters Remake

This team of ghostbusters is the one we would love to have watching our backs and hunting for the paranormal anytime! Not only are they efficient, but there are also plenty of pups to go around anytime someone needs extra cuddles!

The Perfect Van Gogh

Artists also get their own moment of glory in the dark when Halloween descends! People take inspiration from everywhere, and Van Gogh is quite popular in the department of ‘artists to dress up as.’

The Perfect Van Gogh

We’ve got to commend this person’s take on Van Gogh. The red beard is the most distinguished mark of the artist, and the starry night blazer doesn’t hurt either! Bravo!

A Rat in the Cap

Ratatouille is a favorite costume inspiration among parents, wherein the fathers love to dress up as Alfredo and turn their kids into varying versions of the rat Remy!

A Rat in the Cap

But, what should be done if you don’t have a tiny companion? We become creative, get better, and add in a backlit rat toy under our hat. We’re sure this costume was a huge hit at holiday parties!

Fire, Fire

If you’re looking to disappear at a party, but still make an impression, we have an idea for you! Or more accurately, this persom has an idea. For this Halloween party, this guy turned up as… fire! Yes, fire!

Fire, Fire

He sat in the fireplace (as he rightly should), making his presence known only once in a while. It’s the best party trick we’ve seen in a while, and it’s a great way to listen to all the gossip by just blending in with the fireplace.

A New Leia

Princess Leia is a long-time fantasy of many many girls (and boys). After all, no matter which look you choose from the movies, it’s always going to be super iconic

A New Leia

This grandpa wanted his fun in the sun with the Star Wars character, too! Meet grandpa’s version of Princess Leia and R2D2 (yes, it’s a shop vac). We can’t find a single fault with this one.

Catch a Cat

Do you want to win this Halloween and freak out your pets at the same time? Easy, just dress like them to have the best time of the night!

Catch a Cat

Obviously, your furry friends will not be enjoying it as much if this cat’s face is anything to go by. She looks horrified, confused, and bewildered all at once looking at her owner’s fake cat head!

Taco Belle

Who doesn’t love a good pun? The answer is nobody! That’s why this amazing Disney princess conjuring up a fast-food franchise costume is such a brilliant hit, and rightly so!

Taco Belle

Taco Belle (see what she did there?) is a unique costume idea and is truly amazing with its simplicity! The beautiful belle costume with all those taco fillings perfectly conveys the message — on Halloween night, anything and everything can happen.

Hocus Pocus

Hocus Pocus 2 recently hit the screens to enchant a whole new generation into loving these three witches, and bring to old audiences something new to love! So, it’s imperative that we include this costume on this list!

Hocus Pocus

These three sisters are dressed up as the villainous and comic Sanderson sisters. We love how well done everything is in the costume. Children of the town, beware!

The Apple King

Just because we’re dressing up in something cool doesn’t always make for the best costumes. Sometimes, what makes for the best costume is what we end up doing with it — like this gentleman! This person is dressed up as Apple co-founder Steve Jobs, complete with his trademark turtleneck and glasses.

The Apple King

He’s also carrying Apple products in his hand to complete the look. The best part, however, was him brazenly walking into the Apple store like he owned it! We wonder how many people thought that Halloween magic was really working its way around that night.

It’s a Sunny Day

Our previous weatherman decided to be a bat for Halloween, but this one took a more, shall we say, sunnier route. After all, who doesn’t like a talking sun telling them how their day would be affected by the weather?

It’s a Sunny Day

Even if the weather wasn’t all that good on this particular day, it’s hard to be mad at the man taking efforts to enjoy a holiday that brings out the child in everybody.

7 Foot Slits

It can be hard for really tall people to come up with new and amazing costume ideas each Halloween! However, since it is Halloween, we can be whatever we want to be. This 7-foot-tall person wanted to be short for a day!

7 Foot Slits

So, he decided to cover up his extra inches and pretend to be an average-height person walking around on stilts! It’s a great way to incorporate height into the costume and stop people from asking ‘how tall are you?’ every other minute.

Him, the Villain

Him, or His Imperial Majesty, was the third-biggest arch-nemesis of everybody’s favorite girls, the PowerPuff Girls! He loved chaos, and destruction, and made sure to bring them to all the places he went to!

Him, the Villain

This person’s rendition of Him is perfect from head to toe, from the pout to the one stiletto (brownie points for those) up in the air! Even the expression looks like he’s ready to bring much-needed Halloween coolness to the fray.

Punk’ed

These Daft Punk costumes are goals! Not only do they make us feel like needing to immediately move to the groove, but they also tempt us into taking those sneakers and making a run for the hills!

Punk’ed

This is probably one of the coolest Halloween costumes to have walked the streets that night! Though they are obviously the musical duo Daft Punk, they also can be called by another name — Seriously Amazing Costume Makers.

Beauty Sees the Light

When it comes to one of Disney’s most beloved duos, couples can always take on the traditional role of playing the Beauty and the Beast. But, Halloween is a time to do something fun, to go for the unexpected, just like this couple!

Beauty Sees the Light

Rather than being what they are — a couple — this duo decided to go as Beauty, aka Belle, and the talking candle, Lumière! Who needs a Beast when we can have a bibliophile and her light-hearted husband?

The Wrong Memo

This group of office-goers decided to dress up as dominoes for their wild night out on the town. But, it looks like not everybody got the same memo!

The Wrong Memo

While seven of the group members followed the instructions and dressed up as the black and white game, one of them dominated the show by wearing a pizza to the party! Clearly, this way they’re Domino’s Pizza!

Oops, Costume Not Found

Dressing up is fun, costumes are great, and parties are awesome. But, for some, Halloween is just a big headache that they need to find the easiest to get out of with style! However, easy does not always mean boring.

Oops, Costume Not Found

This man printed a small sign and hung it around his neck, proclaiming he was too lazy to find a costume! He has even printed instructions on his ‘error message’ tips about the right procedure!

Ghost Riding

Nicholas Cage’s Ghost Rider is a great movie to take inspiration from for Halloween night! However, some revelers just are not satisfied with putting together a simple costume!

Ghost Riding

Take, for instance, this gentleman, who has gone a step ahead and created a mask that’s astounding in its brilliance. This hotheaded young man has made a Ghost Rider mask from scratch, complete with the skull and flames shooting out of it!

My Precious

Gollum saying ‘My Precious’ is one of the most iconic scenes in the world of fantasy movies! Gollum himself is a little unhinged by the callings of the ring, and absolutely loses himself when he finds it!

My Precious

This lady’s choice of costume for Halloween is spot-on spooky and funny! Bald cap, fake teeth — all of these things make her the perfect villainous hobbit. The ring serves to complete the picture.

It’s Britney Boys

Britney Spears was arguably one of the most popular artists at the turn of this century. She ruled charts, radio stations, and the hearts of many teenagers! She became an icon, a legend in her own right.

It’s Britney Boys

Britney’s outfit in her hit “Baby One More Time” is instantly recognizable. This gentleman recreated the look by adding his own twist for a Halloween party! Can we say ‘baby, one more time’ until the next Halloween comes knocking?

Cover Your Eyes

We know we’ve aced Halloween when one look at our costume, even in a photo, is enough to make people flinch and maybe run away in fright! That is what this costume from the Ring franchise does, and it does so with horrific precision.

Cover Your Eyes

This costume is a tribute to the main antagonist of the series, Sadako Yamamura, and it curls up the onlooker in the seat! Not a Halloween look we would want to meet up with after the sun sets.

40 People Who’ve Entered New Levels Of Cringe And Got Posted In The ‘Cringetopia’ Online Group

These Social Media Posts Are So Cringey!

When people do things that are so awkward, pitiful, or painful that we ourselves feel pain just looking at it or hearing about it, we call that “cringe.” There’s plenty of things to cringe over on the internet, and all you have to do is look on the “Cringetopia” subreddit, which is dedicated to sharing those moments. For you though, we’ve put together some of the most noteworthy cringe moments captured by the subreddit and compiled them all here. Enjoy the cringe!

The Aggressive Patriarchy

We’re not going to pretend that the patriarchy is completely nonexistent and that there aren’t men out there who try to act superior to women. However, it is kind of silly to act like opening doors for people is rooted in something like that.

The Aggressive Patriarchy

Most people hold doors open just to be polite. Women hold doors, men hold doors, and they often hold them for the same gender just like the opposite gender. It’s just something that people do when they are polite.

Ever Heard of Ponytails?

Shaving your head isn’t cringe. But shaving it just to show off your AirPods? Yeah, that kind of is. After all, why not just put your hair up or something? Wouldn’t that make more sense? Shave your head if you want to, but doing it to show off something so mundane is silly.

Ever Heard of Ponytails?

Well, we suppose it’s alright so long as she is happy with it, but it sure still seems strange to us. We would much rather keep our hair and our Airpods, thank you very much.

You Could Have Gotten Away With It

Nothing is worse than accidentally incriminating yourself, wouldn’t you say? Especially if you thought you were incriminated already, but it turns out you actually could have gotten away with it. Major oof right there.

You Could Have Gotten Away With It

Thi poor guy figured he would just own his fart and make the most of it. Unfortunately, he didn’t have to own it, and he instead ended up making a fool of himself in front of others. Well, at least he is better than some of the other people on this list.

Above Your Weight Class

Wanting to be in a relationship with someone who makes a lot of money seems pretty normal to us. However, it’s a bit conceited to reject someone for making less than six figures when you yourself don’t make that much. Or perhaps pretentious is a better word?

Above Your Weight Class

Regardless, it’s cringe to reject someone for not possessing something that you yourself don’t even have. At that point, you just look silly and ridiculous, and no one in their right mind would want to date you.

Puns Away

We’re not entirely against the use of puns. Some of them can actually be clever. But this… this is not really one of them. This attempt seems far too hamfisted, and this, cringe. It really strikes that “old people trying to identify with a young crowd” chord.

Puns Away

Make good, clever puns. Try not to make a pun that feels so forced that people wonder why you even made it in the first place. Humor isn’t funny if you have to try too hard.

Hope You Have Burn Heal!

We know this list is about cringe moments, and the first comment here most certainly falls into that category. But honestly, our focus is mostly on the response to that comment. Talk about a sick burn that no one could recover from!

Hope You Have Burn Heal!

In fact, feel free to insert all of your “burn ward” and “apply cold water” memes right here. We can’t think of any situation in which it would be more fitting than right now.

That’s Not How Genetics Works

The idea of trying to genetically perfect your children is a little iffy to begin with, but let’s just forget about that and focus on the cringe intellect that is this post. That’s right, someone out there believes that getting a nose job would affect the nose their kid is born with.

That’s Not How Genetics Works

Clearly, someone didn’t get a very good grade in any of their science classes in school. Even a C- should impart the knowledge one would need to poke holes in this post.

Poor Representation

Anime fans get a bad reputation as being particularly cringe worthy individuals. However, that’s usually because a small number of individuals make the rest of us look bad. It only takes one to color an opinion, after all.

Poor Representation

Anyway, the anime fan running around claiming to know more about Japan than anyone else (even those born in Japan) is one of the crowning achievements of cringe. We kid you not, we have seen arguments in which an anime fan has done battle with a Japanese person on Japanese culture.

Then Why Did You Ask?

When it comes to debates and arguments online, a lot of people ask for evidence of some sort. But then, when you provide that evidence, they either ignore it or deny that it even exists. We’re not sure which one is worse.

Then Why Did You Ask?

After all, why ask for evidence and proof if you are not willing to entertain it? Oh, because you’re not actually interested in the truth, you just want to fight and feel superior. Hard to do that when you present yourself as such an idiot though, isn’t it?

It Sure Doesn’t

There are certain types of people out there that you can identify just based on the way they behave. Heck, a single sentence is enough to give them away as someone that will make you cringe. For instance, look at this guy right here.

It Sure Doesn’t

We don’t know why anyone would try and play this odd angle of showing their physical actions while texting, but it doesn’t really work, if you ask us.

British Versus English

We’ll admit, there’s a lot of confusion sometimes regarding the British and their relationship to Americans, but most people tend to know that both groups of people speak the language we know as English. It’s just different dialects of English.

British Versus English

One way or another, the lack of knowledge on display here is pretty cringe worthy. The internet is truly the only place you can find people that are this uninformed about things.

Keep Your Stupidity Away

People are entitled to believe what they want, but if those beliefs contradict hard evidence, we have no choice but to look down on their intellect. More importantly, though, why would you behave like this on a post about someone’s family member dying?

Keep Your Stupidity Away

It’s just not the right place to try and push your political views. You wouldn’t go to a funeral and try to argue politics or personal beliefs there. Or at least, we sure hope most people wouldn’t.

Not What’s Happening Here

People often use images to push their agenda. More importantly, those images are often taken greatly out of context. Case in point, this cringe post right here. No, these babies are not being blended. Once a baby is out of the womb, that would be called murder. Especially when they are at the age depicted here.

Not What’s Happening Here

Don’t be fooled by things you see on the internet. The machine that these babies are in is actually used to x-ray them. It’s just that the baby has to be immobilized because movement throws off the scan.

Can’t Help You There

Honestly, this image kind of speaks for itself. Just look at it. We all know how cringe these types of internet personalities can be. But at least we have the one funny guy at the bottom who speaks the united sentiment we all feel.

Can’t Help You There

We suppose she thinks she’s pretty enough to be a Netflix star, and that’s the only thing that’s needed? Either way, becoming famous on Twitter or any social media is not how one actually becomes a star in film and television.

No Copyright Available

There are some people out there that seem to feel as though they own arbitrary things, like names. Now if we were talking about a stage name, then maybe, but just a normal name? We don’t think you can legally claim that.

No Copyright Available

Especially not a pretty normal-sounding name like Kay. That’s not even unique enough to assume that someone was copying you! This is definitely pretty up there on the list of things that would make you cringe just reading it.

Is That How It Is?

Cheating is generally considered a bad thing. Most people who are cheating do not want to be caught cheating by their significant other. Usually, that’s because they know they’re in the wrong by doing it. But imagine calling the other person not trustworthy for catching you.

Is That How It Is?

Yeah, they were suspicious of you, but clearly, you were doing very suspicious things! This is some of the most cringe logic we think we have ever seen.

Not a Chance

YouTube isn’t all bad, but there are some very strange things that they do. Most notable is the huge number of ads they like to throw around, and often in the wrong places. Like, say, before a video on how to do first aid.

Not a Chance

Of course, the real cringe part of this is the answer that YouTube provided, insisting that someone should buy their premium version. That’s really not the solution to the problem being described here, YouTube!

Color Before Love

Imagine being someone that has an issue with white people adopting kids of other ethnicities. Or heck, any people adopting kids of other ethnicities. We find it kind of crazy that anyone would find that more important than actually providing a home for a kid who needs one.

Color Before Love

The worst part is, this is only the beginning of this list, and there are many more people on it that somehow manage to be even more despicable than this one. It’s almost kind of impressive, honestly.

Please Stop Asking

Apparently, there are enough people out there asking for some strange things that this sign had to be put up. That in and of itself is the cringe to be discussed here. It’s kind of shocking that such requests are this commonplace, actually.

Please Stop Asking

Where did this notion of happy ending massages even come from? And do people really think that’s a normal service to be offered at a massage parlor? It’s just kind of gross.

How Pretentious

Everyone is entitled to their own beliefs. But there’s a right and wrong way to share it with others. Needless to say, insulting them by doing something like this is not one of them. This is just cringe worthy.

How Pretentious

And that’s to say nothing about messing around with the products at a place of business, so really, this guy was being a jerk on multiple fronts. Can’t say we feel bad about him getting thrown out. Hopefully, he was banned as well.

If the Tables Turned

Spying on strangers and taking their picture without their consent is generally regarded as something to cringe over, is it not? Most people would say yes if it was a man doing it to a girl, but when the tables are turned, it somehow becomes more acceptable. Why is that?

If the Tables Turned

Well, societal norms and inequality is the obvious answer. But even ignoring that, this whole thing is still something to cringe about. It’s just kind of sad and pathetic, really.

That’s Just Wrong

Speaking of things that are ok for one person to say, but not another, here’s this cringe post down below. That commenter puts it into words perfectly: can you imagine if it was a guy saying that about his wife? Everyone would be up in arms.

That’s Just Wrong

We don’t want to be political, but it should be wrong to take advantage of anyone regardless of gender, should it not? And at the same time, making jokes about it just isn’t cool.

Anatomy, Anyone?

Frankly, any guy trying to diminish the specific pains of the female anatomy is pretty cringe. Pain isn’t a contest: everyone is entitled to be unhappy about their own pain! So what if someone else has hurt worse at some point? That doesn’t mean that your pain doesn’t hurt!

Anatomy, Anyone?

Moreover, this weird argument about ankle rolling is stupid. For anyone who is unsure, women do in fact have ankles, and they too have rolled them just like men have. That’s a mutual experience!

Cultural Appropriation Hoax

Cultural appropriation is a real thing. However, most people have no idea what it really means. Trying to steal the culture of another group of people and pretend it is your own is cultural appropriation. Just participating in that culture is not.

Cultural Appropriation Hoax

In fact, most people like the others take a real interest in their culture. We all like sharing aspects of who we are and where we come from. Trying to arbitrarily block people from doing that is about as cringe as you can get.

From Both Sides

Honestly, there is a little bit of cringe in both sides of this exchange. But we suppose the instigator was kind of asking for it, so we’re more inclined to frown on her. It’s all pretty stupid though, honestly.

From Both Sides

The idea of measuring someone’s maturity by the size of their bills is pretty ridiculous. Heck, if being an adult means paying $4000 in rent every month, we are more than happy to be labeled as children!

You Tell Her

Playing hard to get is really something that men and women alike should stop doing. It’s cringe worthy, and super annoying. If you want the person to like you and they said they did, why are you going to reject them in some sort of weird mind game?

You Tell Her

If you’re worried that they’ll move because you’re too “easy” then you’d be better off not being in a relationship with them in the first place! Besides, isn’t it better to have someone respect the boundaries that you set?

Everything About This

We’re honestly not even sure what to say about this, or if anything really needs to be said at all. After all, anyone looking at this picture can see exactly why everyone on Reddit would cringe over it.

Everything About This

Sometimes, it hurts us to think that people like this truly do exist out there. At those times, our faith in humanity tends to drop by about 7%, depending on what else we’ve seen on the internet that day.

True Dedication

Dedication isn’t bad in and of itself, but when you take it to ridiculous extremes, it can become pretty cringe. For instance, asinine levels of dedication to some online person who doesn’t know you is kind of crazy. Look at all this money being thrown away!

True Dedication

To call it cringe is really a bit of an understatement, honestly. That’s just a whole lot of money to throw at someone who doesn’t even know you exist. Simping, we believe it’s called?

Tone it Back, Shakespeare

You ever run into one of those people that throw quotes around all the time, trying to sound wise and prophetic? Aren’t they annoying? We admit, there are plenty of great quotes out there that are worth repeating. But in a situation like this, you just seem like a blowhard.

Tone it Back, Shakespeare

There’s such a thing as being too cavalier. Sometimes, it’s better to just be a normal person that doesn’t say things like this in a normal conversation.

Gender Roles at Their Finest

Wouldn’t it be nice if society would stop trying to force likes and dislikes on children as soon as they are born, based solely on their gender? Why can’t we just allow kids to grow up and pick their own likes and dislikes?

Gender Roles at Their Finest

Well, even if you want to ignore that question, this cake in and of itself makes us cringe. Just hear us out: what about guns and glitter? Why not both, as they say? You can definitely do both. Or, you know, just not do this kind of thing.

Way to Go, Democracy

Palpatine may love democracy, but only when things go right. When people somehow vote on the fact that water is not a basic human right, and this is the collective response they come up with… well, we certainly don’t love democracy right this second.

Way to Go, Democracy

We’re a little concerned regarding how many people came to this conclusion, but at least it was close. We would have been really scared if it was a blowout!

You Feeling Threatened or Something?

Reading this exchange, we are certainly getting the feeling that one individual is feeling threatened by the other. Can you guess which one it is? Yeah, it is kind of obvious.

You Feeling Threatened or Something?

It just seems like one of those things where the issue is your faith in your relationship. If you’re that worried about whether or not your boyfriend will be smitten by another girl, maybe the problem is you and him, not the other girl.

Never to be Worn

We get the feeling this shoe was made by someone trying really hard to be cool with the kids, but who didn’t really know what they were talking about or what they were doing. They probably looked up some common slang and pasted it on a shoe.

Never to be Worn

Or who knows, maybe someone in the know did make this shoe, and it’s just as terrible regardless. Either way, we hope they bought this shoe just so they could burn it and spare us all the sight.

Isn’t Your Name Flora?

Do you know what’s really weird? How many people try to defend other cultures when they themselves aren’t part of that culture. Like this person, for instance, trying to say that only certain people can have certain names, when they themselves fit the exact bill they are trying to condemn.

Isn’t Your Name Flora?

You can’t get much more out of touch with reality than that. But hey, at least you can make everyone reading your post cringe really hard. That is still an achievement of sorts.

Actions of the Peasantry

People who don’t feel even the slightest bit of shame when they are caught being a terrible person? Well, can it really get much more cringe than that? Frankly, we think that’s a pretty hard bar to clear, though we know some people have success.

Actions of the Peasantry

Also, way to dig his grave even deeper by calling himself a king there at the end. We suppose he was trying o save his dignity, but now we just hate him even more.

A Sheep Indeed

We’ve never seen anyone that called others sheep not be a cringe worthy individual. Probably has something to do with how respectable people wouldn’t say that about others. One way or another, can we talk about this giant sheep balloon?

A Sheep Indeed

Frankly, we’d be surprised if it actually lasted more than a few days before someone ended up cutting a hole in it or something. It seems unlikely that it would last very long.

No You Aren’t

Alpha males aren’t really a thing. The whole concept was a mistake that came about when wolves were observed in captivity, but not in their natural environment. Even the researcher that coined the term “alpha male” said it was a mistake. Look it up!

No You Aren’t

But ignoring all of that, let’s just pretend Alpha Males were real for a minute. Here’s the truth of things: no one who runs around touting himself as an Alpha Male, is in fact, an Alpha Male. Just like being cool, the collect people are the ones who don’t sound their own horn.

Something’s Wrong Here

First of all, the whole “Kiss Me, I’m Irish” thing is kind of cringe. But ignoring that, do you see something wrong with this picture? Namely, the flag on the hoodie? Thine eyes do not deceive you.

Something’s Wrong Here

Yes, that is an Italian flag. So if you wanted to know whether or not this person knew what they were talking about, the answer is most assuredly no. No, they do not.

Nice Try, But No

There are many ways to “slide into DMs” as it were. This is one of them, but at the same time, it’s a really bad way to make an attempt. For one, there’s absolutely no subtlety here at all.

Nice Try, But No

Second, this is just a really shallow way to try and make your move. At least pretend like you are actually interested in getting to know someone, even if your end goal is less than honorable. Be good at being scummy at least!

Can’t Let Go

Something happens after you get to the age of 30. Suddenly, you no longer care about what other people would say about your quirks or other weird things about you. Maybe, it’s because it’s all downhill from there once you’ve hit that mark.

Can’t Let Go

It seems, however, someone here took it a little too far and caused the internet to cringe. We don’t blame them. Romantic relationships are hard, but ten years? Grow up! You are not in your early twenties anymore. It’s time for you to move on.

Baby, Don’t Hurt Me

Unrequited love often hurts. The sad realization that the person you love so dearly just wouldn’t reciprocate may cause a lot of pain. The right thing to do is, of course, just let it go and move on.

Baby, Don’t Hurt Me

There are plenty of other potential lovers out there so you shouldn’t get fixated on just one unless you are a creep. Posting “I love you” on the wall of the person who told you that it’s just not “it” may not be the best recourse.

Not in a Relationship With

This could easily be one of the worst things you can do on social media. Posting that you are in a relationship with someone who isn’t actually aware that you two are in a relationship. What we mean is that these two were clearly not in a relationship, unless it’s only happening in one’s imagination.

Not in a Relationship With

What’s worse is that they persisted in trying to convince them that they are. If you have yet to disable the option of allowing random users to post on your facebook wall, you should do so now.

Better Than Shakespeare

You can say a lot of things about Shakespeare, but saying that you are a better writer than him is just absurd. There is a reason why every high school student has to learn about him and his works. Shakespeare’s contribution to English literature is unquestionable.

Better Than Shakespeare

This comment here made us (and the rest of the Internet) cringe. We’d love to read this person’s poems since they claim to be better than Shakespeare. Perhaps this person’s use of punctuation should have been a red flag because we’re pretty sure that the first sentence shouldn’t end with a question mark…

Didn’t Mean What I Said

We believe that parents should support their children no matter who they love or who they choose to be. This mom here thought that it would be nice to send her son a text message that reminded him how beautiful he is.

Didn’t Mean What I Said

However, it seems that this affection stops short of her son’s orientation. She chose to ignore her son’s comment or just couldn’t deal with it. We bet it was a cringey moment for both of them.

The Answer Is No

With the prevalent use of social media, this has become somewhat of a cringey phenomenon. Random people just start messaging others in an attempt to befriend them, hoping that this would probably lead to a romantic relationship.

The Answer Is No

When they are rebuffed, they just try again and again until ultimately one has no other choice but to block them for good. This seems to be the case here, except that they haven’t gotten to the blocking stage yet. But this is just one of those cringe-worthy moments.

Congratulations!

This is definitely one of those cringey moments that would leave you scarred for life. Someone here clearly badly misinterpreted the photo that this person uploaded, mistakenly thinking that this person entered a new relationship when they just wanted to share the memory of their late spouse.

Congratulations!

Not only is this an insult to their memory, it also comes to show that the person who wrote this wasn’t really close with them. When in doubt, just don’t say a word.

Mystery Resolved

This is just another story that was blown entirely out of proportion. A bunch of neighbors thought that the person who was going on walks every evening was “autistic” due to his attire.

Mystery Resolved

Why would they even think that? Of course he is wearing different shirts from different fire departments — he is part of the association that supports them! We wish we could see the looks on their faces when he replied to their comments and debunked the mystery.

Any Last Wishes?

We don’t really know what’s worse here: this person thinking that the end of times is coming or that the person who admitted to having a crush on them was bluntly rejected — at least that’s how we understand that.

Any Last Wishes?

What a sad way to go if you ask us, at least in theory, because the end isn’t coming as far as we are concerned. So, go and do your homework instead of wasting your time on Facebook.

They Are No Longer With Us

Since Facebook took over our lives by surprise, nothing seems to be the same: relationships, marriages, births, and even deaths. It seems that if it’s not listed on Facebook it doesn’t exist in the real world (while it should be vice versa in our opinion).

They Are No Longer With Us

In this case, it looks like this person’s Facebook “friends” haven’t even noticed that they have been gone for a couple of years. This is both cringey and sad.

Mom’s Number

We weren’t entirely sure how to interpret the response to this odd request. Apart from the fact that the question itself is extremely odd — why would a friend from high school need your mom’s phone number for a scholarship? This already sounded very shady to us.

Mom’s Number

What’s even weirder is the other person’s response. What do you mean you don’t have a mom? Is she gone? Or do you mean to say you never had one? Either way, we were cringed.

Am I Clear?

This is sergeant aggressive-Tinder-user speaking, weren’t we clear the first time?! Seems like this person here was unhappy about the fact that their Tinder match wasn’t active enough on social media.

Am I Clear?

We were completely taken aback by their aggressive attitude, demanding the other person (to whom they barely spoke probably) to be more active. We were really cringed and we were pretty sure that we had shivers running down our spines as well. This is just awful.

Four in a Row

When you are dating multiple people at the same time, it may not be a good idea to open a Facebook messenger group for all of them. But, it seems like that in this case it was proven to be surprisingly efficient (but cringey nonetheless).

Four in a Row

Actually, it’s a good thing that they did that. This way all four of them would know to stay away from this person. We, certainly, wouldn’t want to date someone like them.

This Is Grandma

There is a saying about moments like that: “measure twice, cut once”. This means that if you are uncertain, always double-check because most often you wouldn’t be able to undo certain actions or take back some of the things you said.

This is Grandma

In this case, they thought that the person who messaged them had promiscuous intentions. Apparently, it was just grandma and the beef part was, well, just beef and not something else! But we honestly can’t blame them for thinking this way. How were they supposed to know that grandma had a new number?

No Eyes

The road to you-know-where is paved with good intentions. It seems that this is just another classic example of this. All they wanted was to see the puppy’s eyes, except they didn’t quite realize that this puppy, well, simply had no eyes.

No Eyes

Yes, sometimes people and animals are born without an organ. This could be the case here as well. They were just unaware of it and made us all cringe.

Should Have Thought Twice

If there’s one thing you should never do, it’s probably making threats against the government or the general populace, especially online. For one, that kind of thing is just not funny. Two, most companies take that kind of thing very seriously.

Should Have Thought Twice

And let’s be honest, do you really want the FBI or something to knock on your door for a stupid prank? Probably not, considering how much trouble that would be. The most cringe thing here is the pathetic reaction of the prankster.

Well, He Did Say Narcissist

If anyone ever introduces themselves like this, you should probably just get out of dodge while you’re ahead. You know that every aspect of their personality is something cringe over at this point: heck, they were even kind enough to point it out!

Well, He Did Say Narcissist

He’s not doing himself any favors, but he probably doesn’t realize that, considering how overinflated his ego is. At least the rest of us can steer clear.

A Real Oxymoron

If you want to be someone that gets into a relationship just to take advantage of someone’s finances, that’s already very cringe worthy. But at least be upfront about it. Being that type of person and calling yourself independent is truly laughable.

A Real Oxymoron

We’re just saying, if you’re going to be a bad person, at least own it. Don’t try to pretend that you are somehow better than your attitude.

Correct This, Moron

A somewhat recent trend has been this weird notion of “correcting” the art of other people. We’re not even going to get into how you can’t “correct” art, since it’s subjective and is correct as whatever the artist intended. Instead, we’ll talk about how cringe the execution is.

Correct This, Moron

Or rather, we’ll just let you read the above post and see what we mean. Almost anyone who has tried to correct the art of another person has made a fool of themselves. We’re just saying.

Getting Bamboozled

Depending on your personal stance, either individual in this conversation could be the ‘cringe’ one. But personally, we think it’s the teacher, at least for the latter half of the exchange. After all, talking back to someone is how communication happens, after all.

Getting Bamboozled

It falls to teachers to come up with better ways to verbally defeat students in such a contest. If they can’t do that, they are likely to get bamboozled, just like this one.